Running Time: 3:40
Album: Poodle Hat
Genre: Pop rock
Lyrics: A Complicated Song
Video: Yes (Seen on AL TV #9)
Download/Listen: Yes: 
- In interviews, Al said that he had three incomplete parodies of this song, and was unsure of which one to finish, so he just used all three partial parodies instead, one per verse.
- Due to the first section of the song being about constipated from Pizza, the song on the internet has often been mislabeled as "Constipated".
- The Youtube LPer NintendoCapriSun quotes the line "In the bathroom" from this song often.
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