| Date Recorded
|
Song
|
Lyrics Page
|
Album
|
| mid-78
|
Take Me Down
|
Lyrics:Take Me Down
|
Album:SLO Grown
|
| Sept 79
|
My Bologna
|
Lyrics:My Bologna
|
Album:Single
|
| Sept 79
|
School Cafeteria
|
Lyrics:School Cafeteria
|
Album:Single
|
| 11-11-79
|
School Cafeteria (live in studio)
|
Lyrics:School Cafeteria (live in studio)
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 1980
|
Baby Likes Burping
|
Lyrics:Baby Likes Burping
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 9-14-80
|
Another One Rides The Bus
|
Lyrics:Another One Rides The Bus
|
Album:Placebo
|
| late-80
|
Yoda
|
Lyrics:Yoda
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| Jan 81
|
Mr.Frump In The Iron Lung
|
Lyrics:Mr.Frump In The Iron Lung
|
Album:Placebo
|
| Jan 81
|
Gotta Boogie
|
Lyrics:Gotta Boogie
|
Album:Placebo
|
| 1-19-81
|
Happy Birthday
|
Lyrics:Happy Birthday
|
Album:Placebo
|
| 7-18-81
|
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
|
Lyrics:I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 8-22-81
|
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
|
Lyrics:Stop Draggin' My Car Around
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 12-12-81
|
Pacman
|
Lyrics:Pacman
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 2-21-82
|
I Love Rocky Road
|
Lyrics:I Love Rocky Road
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 3-14-82
|
Such A Groovy Guy
|
Lyrics:Such A Groovy Guy
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
Gotta Boogie
|
Lyrics:Gotta Boogie
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
|
Lyrics:I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
Mr.Frump In The Iron Lung
|
Lyrics:Mr.Frump In The Iron Lung
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
|
Lyrics:Stop Draggin' My Car Around
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
My Bologna
|
Lyrics:My Bologna
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
I Love Rocky Road
|
Lyrics:I Love Rocky Road
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
The Check's In The Mail
|
Lyrics:The Check's In The Mail
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 3-14-82
|
Happy Birthday
|
Lyrics:Happy Birthday
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 2-11-83
|
Ricky
|
Lyrics:Ricky
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 2-11-83
|
Buckingham Blues
|
Lyrics:Buckingham Blues
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic
|
| 10-1-83
|
Nature Trail To Hell
|
Lyrics:Nature Trail To Hell
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 10-1-83
|
Mr. Popeil
|
Lyrics:Mr. Popeil
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 10-1-83
|
Buy Me a Condo
|
Lyrics:Buy Me a Condo
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 10-1-83
|
Midnight Star
|
Lyrics:Midnight Star
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 10-1-83
|
That Boy Could Dance
|
Lyrics:That Boy Could Dance
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 12-12-83
|
Theme from Rocky XIII
|
Lyrics:Theme from Rocky XIII
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 12-12-83
|
I Lost On Jeopardy
|
Lyrics:I Lost On Jeopardy
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 12-12-83
|
The Brady Bunch
|
Lyrics:The Brady Bunch
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 12-13-83
|
Eat It
|
Lyrics:Eat It
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 12-13-83
|
Polkas On 45
|
Lyrics:Polkas On 45
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 12-13-83
|
King Of Suede
|
Lyrics:King Of Suede
|
Album:Weird Al Yankovic In 3-D
|
| 3-10-84
|
It's Still Billy Joel To Me
|
Lyrics:It's Still Billy Joel To Me
|
Album:Dr.Demento Basement Tapes
|
| 8-20-84
|
This Is The Life
|
Lyrics:This Is The Life
|
Album:Single
|
| 1-2-85
|
Cable TV
|
Lyrics:Cable TV
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 1-2-85
|
Slime Creatures From Outer Space
|
Lyrics:Slime Creatures From Outer Space
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 1-2-85
|
One More Minute
|
Lyrics:One More Minute
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 1-3-85
|
George Of The Jungle
|
Lyrics:George Of The Jungle
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 1-3-85
|
Dare To Be Stupid
|
Lyrics:Dare To Be Stupid
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 2-20-85
|
Yoda
|
Lyrics:Yoda
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 2-21-85
|
Like A Surgeon
|
Lyrics:Like A Surgeon
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 2-27-85
|
I Want A New Duck
|
Lyrics:I Want A New Duck
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 3-21-85
|
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
|
Lyrics:Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 3-25-85
|
Hooked On Polkas
|
Lyrics:Hooked On Polkas
|
Album:Dare To Be Stupid
|
| 4-22-86
|
Dog Eat Dog
|
Lyrics:Dog Eat Dog
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 4-22-86
|
One Of Those Days
|
Lyrics:One Of Those Days
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 4-22-86
|
Don't Wear Those Shoes
|
Lyrics:Don't Wear Those Shoes
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 4-23-86
|
Christmas At Ground Zero
|
Lyrics:Christmas At Ground Zero
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 8-4-86
|
Addicted To Spuds
|
Lyrics:Addicted To Spuds
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 8-4-86
|
Living With A Hernia
|
Lyrics:Living With A Hernia
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 8-5-86
|
Here's Johnny
|
Lyrics:Here's Johnny
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 8-29-86
|
Toothless People
|
Lyrics:Toothless People
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 8-29-86
|
Polka Party!
|
Lyrics:Polka Party!
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 9-1-86
|
Good Enough For Now
|
Lyrics:Good Enough For Now
|
Album:Polka Party!
|
| 11-30-87
|
Melanie
|
Lyrics:Melanie
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 11-30-87
|
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
|
Lyrics:Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 12-1-87
|
Good Old Days
|
Lyrics:Good Old Days
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 12-1-87
|
You Make Me
|
Lyrics:You Make Me
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 12-1-87
|
Velvet Elvis
|
Lyrics:Velvet Elvis
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 2-18-88
|
(This Song's Just) Six Words Long
|
Lyrics:(This Song's Just) Six Words Long
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 2-18-88
|
Fat
|
Lyrics:Fat
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 2-18-88
|
Twister
|
Lyrics:Twister
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 2-18-88
|
Alimony
|
Lyrics:Alimony
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 2-18-88
|
I Think I'm A Clone Now
|
Lyrics:I Think I'm A Clone Now
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 2-19-88
|
Lasagna
|
Lyrics:Lasagna
|
Album:Even Worse
|
| 1988
|
Peter And The Wolf
|
Lyrics:Peter And The Wolf
|
Album:Peter And The Wolf
|
| 1988
|
Carnival Of The Animals - Part Two
|
Lyrics:Carnival Of The Animals - Part Two
|
Album:Peter And The Wolf
|
| 12-20-88
|
Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
|
Lyrics:Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 2-24-89
|
UHF (song)
|
Lyrics:UHF (song)
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 2-24-89
|
Let Me Be Your Hog
|
Lyrics:Let Me Be Your Hog
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 2-25-89
|
Fun Zone
|
Lyrics:Fun Zone
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 2-25-89
|
Gandhi II
|
Lyrics:Gandhi II
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 3-2-89
|
Spatula City
|
Lyrics:Spatula City
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-24-89
|
Generic Blues
|
Lyrics:Generic Blues
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-24-89
|
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
|
Lyrics:The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-24-89
|
Hot Rocks Polka
|
Lyrics:Hot Rocks Polka
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-24-89
|
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
|
Lyrics:Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-24-89
|
Spam
|
Lyrics:Spam
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-25-89
|
She Drives Like Crazy
|
Lyrics:She Drives Like Crazy
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 5-25-89
|
Isle Thing
|
Lyrics:Isle Thing
|
Album:UHF Soundtrack And Other Stuff
|
| 6-6-90
|
When I Was Your Age
|
Lyrics:When I Was Your Age
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 6-6-90
|
Trigger Happy
|
Lyrics:Trigger Happy
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 6-6-90
|
Airline Amy
|
Lyrics:Airline Amy
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 6-7-90
|
Waffle King
|
Lyrics:Waffle King
|
Album:B-side of Nirvana single
|
| 6-7-90
|
You Don't Love Me Anymore
|
Lyrics:You Don't Love Me Anymore
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 12-3-90
|
I Can't Watch This
|
Lyrics:I Can't Watch This
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 12-3-90
|
The White Stuff
|
Lyrics:The White Stuff
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 12-30-90
|
The Plumbing Song
|
Lyrics:The Plumbing Song
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 6-23-91
|
Babalu Music
|
Lyrics:Babalu Music
|
Album:Babalu Music!
|
| Jan 92
|
Taco Grande
|
Lyrics:Taco Grande
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 1-27-92
|
I Was Only Kidding
|
Lyrics:I Was Only Kidding
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 1-27-92
|
Bite Me
|
Lyrics:Bite Me
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 1-27-92
|
Smells Like Nirvana
|
Lyrics:Smells Like Nirvana
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 1-27-92
|
Polka Your Eyes Out
|
Lyrics:Polka Your Eyes Out
|
Album:Off The Deep End
|
| 11-30-92
|
Frank's 2000" TV
|
Lyrics:Frank's 2000" TV
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 11-30-92
|
Young, Dumb & Ugly
|
Lyrics:Young, Dumb & Ugly
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 11-30-92
|
Traffic Jam
|
Lyrics:Traffic Jam
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 12-1-92
|
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
|
Lyrics:She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-16-93
|
Jurassic Park
|
Lyrics:Jurassic Park
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-16-93
|
Achy Breaky Song
|
Lyrics:Achy Breaky Song
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-16-93
|
Bedrock Anthem
|
Lyrics:Bedrock Anthem
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-16-93
|
Talk Soup
|
Lyrics:Talk Soup
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-17-93
|
Bohemian Polka
|
Lyrics:Bohemian Polka
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-17-93
|
Harvey The Wonder Hamster
|
Lyrics:Harvey The Wonder Hamster
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 8-18-93
|
Livin' In The Fridge
|
Lyrics:Livin' In The Fridge
|
Album:Alapalooza
|
| 7-27-94
|
Headline News
|
Lyrics:Headline News
|
Album:Single
|
| 11-30-94
|
Everything You Know Is Wrong
|
Lyrics:Everything You Know Is Wrong
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 11-30-94
|
Callin' In Sick
|
Lyrics:Callin' In Sick
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 12-1-94
|
Since You've Been Gone
|
Lyrics:Since You've Been Gone
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 12-1-94
|
The Night Santa Went Crazy
|
Lyrics:The Night Santa Went Crazy
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 12-1-94
|
I Remember Larry
|
Lyrics:I Remember Larry
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 11-5-95
|
Cavity Search
|
Lyrics:Cavity Search
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 11-5-95
|
I'm So Sick Of You
|
Lyrics:I'm So Sick Of You
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 1-3-96
|
Gump
|
Lyrics:Gump
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 1-3-96
|
Phony Calls
|
Lyrics:Phony Calls
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 1-3-96
|
The Alternative Polka
|
Lyrics:The Alternative Polka
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 1-15-96
|
Syndicated Inc.
|
Lyrics:Syndicated Inc.
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 1-15-96
|
Amish Paradise
|
Lyrics:Amish Paradise
|
Album:Bad Hair Day
|
| 3-27-96
|
Spy Hard
|
Lyrics:Spy Hard
|
Album:Single
|
| 3-7-97
|
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
|
Lyrics:The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
|
Album:"Safety Patrol", ABC-TV (3-98)
|
| 6-29-97
|
The Weird Al Show Theme
|
Lyrics:The Weird Al Show Theme
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 10-7-98
|
Germs
|
Lyrics:Germs
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 10-15-98
|
Truck Drivin' Song
|
Lyrics:Truck Drivin' Song
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 10-15-98
|
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
|
Lyrics:My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 10-15-98
|
Albuquerque
|
Lyrics:Albuquerque
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 10-16-98
|
Your Horoscope For Today
|
Lyrics:Your Horoscope For Today
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 4-19-99
|
Grapefruit Diet
|
Lyrics:Grapefruit Diet
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 4-19-99
|
It's All About The Pentiums
|
Lyrics:It's All About The Pentiums
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 4-19-99
|
Jerry Springer
|
Lyrics:Jerry Springer
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 4-19-99
|
Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
|
Lyrics:Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 4-20-99
|
Polka Power!
|
Lyrics:Polka Power!
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 4-20-99
|
The Saga Begins
|
Lyrics:The Saga Begins
|
Album:Running With Scissors
|
| 5-30-00
|
Polkamon
|
Lyrics:Polkamon
|
Album:Pokémon 2000 The Movie soundtrack
|
| 3-26-02
|
Party At The Leper Colony
|
Lyrics:Party At The Leper Colony
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-26-02
|
Wanna B Ur Lovr
|
Lyrics:Wanna B Ur Lovr
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-26-02
|
Hardware Store
|
Lyrics:Hardware Store
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-26-02
|
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
|
Lyrics:Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-26-02
|
Bob
|
Lyrics:Bob
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-27-02
|
Genius In France
|
Lyrics:Genius In France
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-21-03
|
Couch Potato
|
Lyrics:Couch Potato
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-21-03
|
Ebay
|
Lyrics:Ebay
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-21-03
|
Ode To A Superhero
|
Lyrics:Ode To A Superhero
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-21-03
|
Trash Day
|
Lyrics:Trash Day
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-21-03
|
Angry White Boy Polka
|
Lyrics:Angry White Boy Polka
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 3-21-03
|
A Complicated Song
|
Lyrics:A Complicated Song
|
Album:Poodle Hat
|
| 7-22-06
|
White & Nerdy
|
Lyrics:White & Nerdy
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-22-06
|
Do I Creep You Out
|
Lyrics:Do I Creep You Out
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 4-12-06
|
Polkarama!
|
Lyrics:Polkarama!
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 2-19-06
|
Confessions Part III
|
Lyrics:Confessions Part III
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 2-19-06
|
Trapped In The Drive-Thru
|
Lyrics:Trapped In The Drive-Thru
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 2-19-06
|
Canadian Idiot
|
Lyrics:Canadian Idiot
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-5-05
|
Pancreas
|
Lyrics:Pancreas
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-5-05
|
Close But No Cigar
|
Lyrics:Close But No Cigar
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-5-05
|
Virus Alert
|
Lyrics:Virus Alert
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-5-05
|
Don't Download This Song
|
Lyrics:Don't Download This Song
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-5-05
|
I'll Sue Ya
|
Lyrics:I'll Sue Ya
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 7-5-05
|
Weasel Stomping Day
|
Lyrics:Weasel Stomping Day
|
Album:Straight Outta Lynwood
|
| 9-29-08
|
Whatever You Like
|
Lyrics:Whatever You Like
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 4-21-09
|
Craigslist
|
Lyrics:Craigslist
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 4-21-09
|
Skipper Dan
|
Lyrics:Skipper Dan
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 4-21-09
|
CNR
|
Lyrics:CNR
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 4-21-09
|
Ringtone
|
Lyrics:Ringtone
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 1-8-10
|
If That Isn't Love
|
Lyrics:If That Isn't Love
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 1-8-10
|
Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
|
Lyrics:Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 5-8-10
|
Polka Face!
|
Lyrics:Polka Face!
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 5-8-10
|
TMZ
|
Lyrics:TMZ
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 10-25-10
|
Party In The CIA
|
Lyrics:Party In The CIA
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 10-25-10
|
Another Tattoo
|
Lyrics:Another Tattoo
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 4-6-11
|
Perform This Way
|
Lyrics:Perform This Way
|
Album:Alpocalypse
|
| 9-4-12
|
Mission Statement
|
Lyrics:Mission Statement
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| 9-4-12
|
Lame Claim To Fame
|
Lyrics:Lame Claim To Fame
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| 9-4-12
|
My Own Eyes
|
Lyrics:My Own Eyes
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| 5-3-13
|
Sports Song
|
Lyrics:Sports Song
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| 5-8-13
|
First World Problems
|
Lyrics:First World Problems
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| 5-8-13
|
Jackson Park Express
|
Lyrics:Jackson Park Express
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| Dec 2013
|
Word Crimes
|
Lyrics:Word Crimes
|
Album:Mandatory Fun
|
| Dec 2013
|
Inactive
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Lyrics:Inactive
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Album:Mandatory Fun
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| Dec 2013
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Foil
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Lyrics:Foil
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Album:Mandatory Fun
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| Apr 2014
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Tacky
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Lyrics:Tacky
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Album:Mandatory Fun
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| 4-15-2014
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NOW That's What I Call Polka!
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Lyrics:NOW That's What I Call Polka!
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Album:Mandatory Fun
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| June 2014
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Handy
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Lyrics:Handy
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Album:Mandatory Fun
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| 9-28-2014
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What Is Life
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Lyrics:What Is Life
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Album:George Fest: A Night To Celebrate the Music of George Harrison
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