Song: I Can't Watch This

Running Time: 3:31

Album: Off The Deep End, TV Album, Al-In-The-Box, I Can't Watch This

Parody of: U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer

Genre: Pop rap

Lyrics: Lyrics

Video: None

Download/Listen: Mp3


  • This is one of the many "Weird Al" songs where the theme is Television.
  • There was a Siskel & Ebert spoof on the Weird Al Show.

Shows mentionedEdit

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Commercials sampled/recreated include: Edit

  • Energizer batteries ("They keep going and going...")
  • Pantene ("Don't hate me because I'm beautiful")
  • Palmolive ("You're soaking in it")
  • Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
  • "This is your brain on drugs" Anti-drug PSA
  • Life Alert ("I've fallen and I can't get up!")
  • Crazy Eddie ("Our prices are insaaaane!!!")
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