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Lyrics:

Get your program running
Forget about the prom dance
Oscilloscope is humming
And you wear a pair of flood pants

Everybody says I’m a nerd but
They should know that I just don’t care
Got my Hewlett-Packard on my belt and
Vaseline in my hair

Pencils in my pocket
Patent leather briefcase
Wearing horn-rimmed glasses
I got pimples on my face

Everybody says I’m a nerd but
They should know that I just don’t care
Got my Hewlett-Packard on my belt and
Vaseline in my hair

Like a true mommy's child
I was born, born to be mild
When my batteries die
Always gonna cry

Born to be mild
Born to me mild

Get your program running
Forget about the prom dance
Oscilloscope is humming
And you wear a pair of flood pants

Everybody says I’m a nerd but
They should know that I just don’t care
Got my Hewlett-Packard on my belt and
Vaseline in my hair

Like a true mommy's child
I was born, born to be mild
When my batteries die
Always gonna cry

Born to be mild, born to be mild

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