Ah, ah, ah, cha cha Cha, cha, cha, cha cha Listenin' to the muzac Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings Got twelve cavities Can you help me Have mercy Doctor please My teeth are afright Got a huge overbite Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me Your jab at my nerve endings Is drivin' me insane Just give me nitrous oxide Shoot me up with Novocaine Help me out here 'Cause I'm in severe Pain Please stop for a bit Now let me rinse and spit Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me Hey! Oh, oh! Ah, ah, ah, cha cha Cha, cha, cha, cha cha Validate my parking I think that I'm okay But you make one more appointment For a week from Saturday 'Cause you came upon A little problem on My X-Ray, oy vey! It's getting absurd Well, I hope I'm insured, now Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me
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