Lyrics:Cavity Search

Lyrics:

Ah, ah, ah, cha cha
Cha, cha, cha, cha cha

Listenin' to the music
Hearin' people scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, pal
Root canal

My molars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some fillings
Got twelve cavities
Can you help me
Have mercy
Doctor please

My teeth are afright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

You're stabbin' my nerve endings
It's drivin' me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with Novocaine
Help me out here
'Cause I'm in severe
Pain

Please stop for a bit
Now let me rinse and spit
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

Hey!
Oh, oh!
Ah, ah, ah, cha cha

Validate my parking
I think that I'm okay
Should make one more appointment
For a week from Saturday
'Cause you came across
A little problem on
My X-Ray, oy vey!

It's getting absurd
I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drill me, floss me, bill me

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