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Lyrics:

Hey, Food, don't make me fat
Or I'll have to go on a diet
Remember, don't dare me to eat a horse
Because of course
I'd probably try it

Hey, Food, don't make me sick
Pepto Bismal can make it better
The minute I let it into mouth
And it goes south
I will feel better

I'll let you in and let you out
Hey, Food, no doubt
Without you I'd die, and that would be sad
I'd crumple up into a pile
And in a while
I would start to decompose and smell bad (na na na na na na na na na)

Hey, Food, don't make me ill
Set the table
and light the candles
But watch out, 'cause when I'm starting to scarf
I tend to bard
All over my sandals

And anytime I feel the urge
I might regurge
From eating too many pink burritos
Along with Lays' potato chips
French onion dips
Pop rocks, twinkies, chili dogs and fritos (na na na na na na na na na)

Hey, Food, you've won again
Stomach's rumbling like a comet
My system is going on the blink
And now I think
I'm going to vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit bleahhhh!

Na na na na na na na na na na na, hey, Food!
Na na na na na na na na na na na, hey, Food! (etc.)

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