Lyrics during episode:
Little ditty 'Bout Homer and Marge Her heart was as big As his stomach was large Oh yeah They say love goes on Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone
Lyrics during credits:
That's the story 'Bout Homer and Marge Two folks I helped out For a nominal charge After Homer went gay They patched up their schism But the dude never dealt with His alcoholism Weird Al sayin'... Oh yeah The credits go on Long after the viewer's interest is gone Oh yeah Weird Al had fun on this show Even if it was just a brief cameo
Lyrics from live performance:
Little ditty 'Bout Homer and Marge Her hair was as big As his stomach was large Yeah they met in school In '74 If you do the math, they're now Sixty or more Suckin' on a squishee Outside the Kwik-E-Mart Homer's building arterial plaque In his tender teenage heart Homer say "Hey Marge, Our lifetime of fun's about to start But then they got it on And they made them a Bart Sayin' Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the land of chocolate is gone Homer tried to jump The Springfield gorge Got himself in a feud with a bad Neighbor named George Marge almost had a fling With her bowling instructor But she turned him down So, that guy never... kissed her Oh yeah, life goes on Long after the great Maude Flanders is gone Oh yeah, they say life goes on I won't even reference season ten on Gonna let it rock Let it roll Here with all my nerds at The Hollywood Bowl Hold on with two hands As long as you can Take yourself to the steel mill That's chock full of gay men Oh yeah, the Simpsons will go on Long after the human race is all gone Oh yeah, they say life goes on You can buy my merch at weirdal.com, one word Little ditty 'Bout my favorite show Now I guess it's time for my Accordion solo
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