Ooh yeah Oh I'm your shelter from the storm You know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands Inside my butt crack I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is (Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah) Nananana no I guess I don't know (Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah) Ahhhh listen now There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame And I make sure to call you baby every time I forget your name I'll even tell you, girl, when you start looking fat 'Cause all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is (Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah) Nananana well then I don't know (Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah) Oh no Even though you make me sit through "Mamma Mia!" Well I still adore you I'll kiss you even if you've have omelettes for breakfast And I can't stand omelettes After I take a bath If its still warm I'll leave the water in there for you I give you my word You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd Yeah! Every time I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging If you get drunk and pass out I never Sharpie up your face And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place I totally support every idiotic thing you do And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is (Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah) No I don't know what love is (Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah) Well I don't know what love is I don't know what love is
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