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Lyrics:

I'm waking up,
In Cheeto dust,
My belly's covered with pizza crust,
I'm using my inhaler now, *Wheezes*
I'm out of shape,
Fattening up,
I'm sipping Coke from a soda cup,
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, *Whoa-oa*

The TVs on, I really hate this show,
I can't reach my remote control,
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, I'm so Inactive,
O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Highly Inactive

My muscle's gone,
I'm atrophied,
Always lose my fight with gravity,
I rest my bones,
And just chillax *Whoa-oa*
My nordic tracks,
Collecting dust,
And my stair-masters a pile of rust,
This is it, The Inertia *Whoa-oa*

I can't get up,
This couch is part of me,
I'm growing cobwebs,
On my knee,
Crazy that for my age, that for my age
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Yes, quite Inactive
O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Not very Active

Here comatose,
No exercise,
Don't tag my toe,
I'm still alive,
Chorus:
I'm giving up,
My inner-teenage drive,
I'm never moving from this spot,
Never move from this place, Move from this place,
I'll stay here in this place, Right in this place,
O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Just so Inactive
O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Not so Attractive

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