Lyrics:
I'm waking up, In Cheeto dust, My belly's covered with pizza crust, I'm using my inhaler now, *Wheezes* I'm out of shape, Fattening up, I'm sipping Coke from a soda cup, Donut crumbs are upon my lips, *Whoa-oa* The TVs on, I really hate this show, I can't reach my remote control, Welcome to my new place, to my new place Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, I'm so Inactive, O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Highly Inactive My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied, Always lose my fight with gravity, I rest my bones, And just chillax *Whoa-oa* My nordic tracks, Collecting dust, And my stair-masters a pile of rust, This is it, The Inertia *Whoa-oa* I can't get up, This couch is part of me, I'm growing cobwebs, On my knee, Crazy that for my age, that for my age I could read my rib cage, here is my age O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Yes, quite Inactive O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Not very Active Here comatose, No exercise, Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive, Chorus: I'm giving up, My inner-teenage drive, I'm never moving from this spot, Never move from this place, Move from this place, I'll stay here in this place, Right in this place, O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Just so Inactive O-o-o-o-o, O-o-o-o, I'm really Inactive, Not so Attractive
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