Ow! Help me out! Dig! Wooh! All I do is... grunt and groan Hurts me to walk, anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough (Doctor says there ain't nothin') To discuss He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss, wooh! (Living with a hernia...) Ow! All the time, such aggravation (Living with a hernia...) Gonna be... my ruination (Living with a hernia...) Got to have an operation Feel so old, heh... ow! ... Huh! Too much... back pain Good gawd, drive me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my, intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl, wooh! (You can't even do the splits now...) Say it! (Better call it quits now) Now I'm sick of all this dancin'... and anyhow! (Living with a hernia...) Crack! Hurts me bad... in a tender location (Living with a hernia...) Had enough... humiliation (Living with a hernia...) Yeaaah! Got to have an operation, ow! I (Live with a hernia) Can't get up, can't bend over Now I (Live with a hernia) Wait a minute... You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There's Incomplete (Incomplete!) Epigastric (Epigastric!) Bladder, huh! (Bladder!) Strangulated (Strangulated!) Lumbar Hernia (Lumbar Hernia!) Richter's Hernia (Richter's Hernia!) Obstructed, ow! (Obstructed!) Inguinal and Direct (Living with a hernia...) Rupture! I said it's causin' me, such irritation (Living with a hernia...) Wooooww! Have to have, my medication (Living with a hernia...) Yeaaahh! I feel bad!
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