You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity, And so it only makes sense The world would be Obsessed with every single thing You do They're running 'round With their camcorders in the night, They're lurking patiently and Hopin' that they just might See something real embarrassing You do The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt, That's the story that they're gonna feature With exclusive pics of your flabby behind, You think you're all alone But that's right when you'll find... A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere, Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy You're TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ Following you when You're walking down the street And askin' stupid questions While you're tryin' to eat So you cover your face thinking to yourself: "Hey, isn't this creepy?" And they're out there praying You'll have a big meltdown And take 'em on a little Car chase through this whole town They'll be there with you when you're going to jail, First on the scene for every wardrobe fail You just picked up some transvestite, Seconds later, it's up on the website Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce, And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee You're on TMZ-ee Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy, They're with TMZ They're with TMZ (Spoken) "We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!" "Is that a baby bump?" "I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!" "Look who's drinking coffee!!" "Everything celebrities do is fascinating!" Oh, lemme tell ya it's Gettin' to the point where A famous person can't Even get a DUI, or go on a racist rant Those guys are all around So you really shouldn't dare Goin' to every club in town If you've lost your underwear... Seems that every single time a star decides to Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee, They're on TMZ-e-ee If they catch you peein' in the bushes, Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ You're on TMZ Every single celebrity-y-yy, Knows they're gonna be-e-ee They're on TMZ
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