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 It might seem crazy wearing stripes with plaid
 I Instagram every meal I've had
 All my used liquor bottles are on display
 We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay
 
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Got some new glitter rubs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Never let you forget some favor I did for you
 (Because I'm tacky)
 If you're okay with that you might just be tacky too
 
 I meet some chick, ask her this and that
 Like are you pregnant girl, or just really fat (What?)
 Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
 That's what Kanye West keeps telling me 
 Here's why
 
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Got my new resume, it's printed in Comic Sans
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
 (Because I'm tacky)
 If you think that's just fine then you're probably tacky too

 (Hey! C'mon!)

 (Tacky) Bring me shame, can't nothing
 (Tacky) Bring me shame, I've never known why
 (Tacky) Bring me shame, can't nothing
 (Tacky) Bring me shame, I said, (Tell you now) (Uh!)
 (Tacky, Tacky, Tacky, Tacky) Bring me shame, can't nothing
 (Tacky, Tacky, Tacky, Tacky) Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
 (Tacky, Tacky, Tacky, Tacky) Bring me shame, can't nothing
 (Tacky, Tacky, Tacky) Bring me shame, I said (Tell you now)

 (Tacky)
 43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
 (Because I'm tacky)
 Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints, hey it said they're free

 (Because I'm Tacky)
 I get drunk at the bank and take off my shirt at least
 (Because I'm tacky)
 I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
 (Because I'm tacky)
 If I'm bit by a zombie, probably not telling you
 (Because I'm tacky)
 If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky too
 Come on

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