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Lyrics:

Would ya annihilate us if ya had the chance?
That's such an anti-social thing to do
You've got us crapping our collective pants 
May I suggest you take it down a notch or two?

We're not exactly sure why you're upset 
Did that Seth Rogen movie make you super mad? 
You'd like us if ya got to know us, I bet 
We're mostly harmless, decent people 
Hey, we're really not so bad 
My point is...

Please don't nuke us, North Korea 
Right now we're all a little tense 
Believe me, we don't hate you 
Frankly, we don't even think that much about you 
No offense!

Now You might call us blood-thirsty dogs 
But that metaphor's not very apt 
We're just a bunch of simple fidget-spinnin' goofy dorks 
Who probably couldn't find your country on a map

No, we're not savages or cannibals 
Well, maybe just a really really really small percent 
So I think it would be best
If you'd knock off those missile tests
Don’t turn us into cinder 
While we’re swiping right on Tinder  
Don't jumpstart Armageddon 
Or our beds we'll soon be wettin'
Won't ya think this through for a moment please 
Now why would you bomb our late celebrities?
Oh why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks? 
'Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks

So
Please don't nuke us, North Korea 
That would seriously ruin our day 
Remember 
We're not evil, psychotic monsters 
No matter what the news may say 
We're just those goofballs from the U.S.A. 
(please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us)

HEY!

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