Would you annihilate us if you had the chance? That's such an anti-social thing to do You've got us crapping our collective pants May I suggest you take it down a notch or two? We're not exactly sure why you're upset Did that Seth Rogen movie made you super mad? You'd like us if you'd get to know us, I bet We're mostly harmless, peaceful people Hey, we're not so bad My point is... Please don't nuke us, North Korea Right now, we're all a little tense Believe me We don't hate you Frankly We don't think that much about you No offense! Now You might call us blood-thirsty dogs But that metaphor is not very apt We're just a bunch of simple, fidget-spinning, goofy dorks Who probably couldn't find your country on a map No, we're not savages or cannibals Well, maybe just a really, really, really, small percent So I think it would be best If you'd knock down that missile test Don’t turn us into cinder While we’re swiping right on Tinder Don't jumpstart armageddon Or our bed will soon be wet Don't you think there's a home for whole world peace And why would you bomb L.A.'s celebrities Why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks? 'Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks So please don't nuke us, North Korea That would seriously ruin our day Remember We're not evil, psychotic monsters No matter what your news say We're just some goofballs from the USA (please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us) HEY!
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