Lyrics:
Would ya annihilate us if ya had the chance? That's such an anti-social thing to do You've got us crapping our collective pants May I suggest you take it down a notch or two? We're not exactly sure why you're upset Did that Seth Rogen movie make you super mad? You'd like us if ya got to know us, I bet We're mostly harmless, decent people Hey, we're really not so bad My point is... Please don't nuke us, North Korea Right now we're all a little tense Believe me, we don't hate you Frankly, we don't even think that much about you No offense! Now You might call us blood-thirsty dogs But that metaphor's not very apt We're just a bunch of simple fidget-spinnin' goofy dorks Who probably couldn't find your country on a map No, we're not savages or cannibals Well, maybe just a really really really small percent So I think it would be best If you'd knock off those missile tests Don’t turn us into cinder While we’re swiping right on Tinder Don't jumpstart Armageddon Or our beds we'll soon be wettin' Won't ya think this through for a moment please Now why would you bomb our late celebrities? Oh why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks? 'Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks So Please don't nuke us, North Korea That would seriously ruin our day Remember We're not evil, psychotic monsters No matter what the news may say We're just those goofballs from the U.S.A. (please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us) HEY!
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