Would you annihilate us if you had the chance?
That's such an anti-social thing to do
You've got us crapping our collective pants 
May I suggest you take it down a notch or two?

We're not exactly sure why you're upset 
Did that Seth Rogen movie made you super mad? 
You'd like us if you'd get to know us, I bet 
We're mostly harmless, peaceful people 
Hey, we're not so bad 
My point is...

Please don't nuke us, North Korea 
Right now, we're all a little tense 
Believe me
We don't hate you 
We don't think that much about you 
No offense!

Now You might call us blood-thirsty dogs 
But that metaphor is not very apt 
We're just a bunch of simple, fidget-spinning, goofy dorks 
Who probably couldn't find your country on a map

No, we're not savages or cannibals 
Well, maybe just a really, really, really, small percent 
So I think it would be best 
If you'd knock down that missile test 
Don’t turn us into cinder 
While we’re swiping right on Tinder  
Don't jumpstart armageddon 
Or our bed will soon be wet 
Don't you think there's a home for whole world peace 
And why would you bomb L.A.'s celebrities 
Why in the world would you kill Tom Hanks? 
'Cause nobody doesn't like Tom Hanks

So please don't nuke us, North Korea 
That would seriously ruin our day 
We're not evil, psychotic monsters 
No matter what your news say 
We're just some goofballs from the USA 
(please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us, please don't nuke us)


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