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Lyrics:

It's rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) 
So rotten here (here, here, here) 
So rotten (rotten, rotten, rotten) (uh) 
Oh 

It was like, the last day before trash day (uh) 
My place was gettin' kinda nas-tay (uh) 
Even though the garbage I knew would reek 
(You know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week 

Then, um, I'm takin' 
Birthday cake 'n' 
(Oh) Chili and greasy old bacon 
Throw it all on top of the mess I been makin' 
Wife's so mad, she starts to shakin' 

Leaky bag, 'n' now that girl is gaggin' 
She's naggin' 
"I need you to get that stuff off the kitchen floor" (uh) 
"Is that too much to ask you for?" (oh) 

But I see no reason why 
Can't let a few more weeks go by (uh uh) 
And now garbage is piled up high 
And buddy, you should see the flies 
I said ... 

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?) 
You better hold your nose, oh 
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh) 
Oh, boy there's a lot in here (a lot) 
And every day it grows 
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh) 
Make ya wanna throw up 

Look at all this garbage I keep generatin' 
(Come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegradin' 
Bet there's a hundred health codes that I'm violatin' 
Even my dog passed out and needed resuscitatin' 

You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma 
Sure to put you in a coma 
It's so messy, can't find my toenail clippers 
It so bad the roaches wearin' slippers 

Warm, (uh) sweaty (uh) clothes piled up in this joint 
Stand up by themselves at this point 
It's so filthy, now baby, I can't lie 
I wipe my feet before I go outside 

I wonder what crawled in here and died 
(You know) Walkin' 'round barefoot, I'd be terrified 
But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends 
Like, "Hey, I think them rats gettin' big!" 
Oh 

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?) 
You better hold your nose, oh 
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh) 
Oh, look what we got in here (now what?) 
Let's watch it decompose 
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh) 

Make ya wanna throw up 
With a little bit a (puke noise 2x), and a little bit a (puke noise 2x) 
Make me wanna throw up 
It makes ya wanna (puke noise 2x), just makes ya wanna (puke noise 2x) 
Oh 

Some Lysol, some Comet 
I got a mop and it's got your name on it 
(What?) I'm just kiddin', doggone it 
(Oh) Unless you gonna do it 

Careful not to (eh?) breathe the fumes 
Check it, garbage piles are goin' all the way to the bathroom 
Turn into toxic waste sometime this afternoon 
Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom 
Oh 

There's somethin' rotten here (say what?) 
You better hold your nose, oh 
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh) 
Oh, it's gone to pot in here (to pot) 
Bring out the firehose, oh 
(Hey, you disgusting slob, you gotta take the trash out) (uh uh uh uh) 

Make ya wanna throw up 
With a little bit a (puke noise 2x), and a little bit a (puke noise 2x) 
Make me wanna throw up 
Give a little bit a (puke noise 2x), and a tiny bit a (puke noise 2x) 

Make ya wanna throw up 
Mix a little bit a (puke noise 2x)with a molecule a (puke noise 2x) 
Make me wanna throw up 
It makes me wanna (puke noise 2x) (aw, eww), just makes me wanna (puke noise 2x) [hock] [spit]
Oh

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