Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho, it's Weasel Stomping Day

Put your viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day
(Weasel Stomping Day)

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So come along and have a laugh
Snap their weaselly spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

People up and down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weaselly skulls right in
It's tradition - that makes it OK
Hey everyone, it's weasel stomping...
We'll have some fun on weasel stomping...
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stompiong Day

Hip hip hooray
It's Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day

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