Lyrics: (Note: Lyrics in italics are spoken, not sung.)
My life is brilliant What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going? Okay, now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain't impressing me You're suffering from delusions of Adequacy You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive too What a bummer being you Well you just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know Still calls you 'Farty Pants' But you'll always have a job Well, I mean As long as you still can work That Slurpee machine You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true You're half undressed Eating chips off your chest While you're playin' Halo 2 No one's classier than you La la la la La la la la La la la la Loser You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself You still live with your mom And you're forty two Guess you'll never grow a clue Well, it just sucks to be you
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